LaMelo Ball Gets A $395 Signature Shoe As A High School Junior

OH MY GOD

“The Balls will fade out of the spotlight.” “The Balls will just be a flash in the pan.” “They won’t be able to grow Big Baller Brand.”

Pause. It’s a great day to be a Big Baller.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. LaVar Ball is playing chess and everyone else is playing checkers. This man is a marketing GENIUS. Want to make a splash? How about give a 16-year-old their own signature shoe? I’ll be honest, it’s not a bad shoe either. It’s an even better hype video. The “Life is Sweet” with LaMelo eating cherries should be on a t-shirt. The Balls continue to make headlines and not it’s not even basketball season. As a fellow Big Baller, it’s nice to see that my boss, LaVar Ball, continues to take Big Baller Brand to the next level.

My coworker, LaMelo, also drives a lambo now. Can’t wait to take it out for a spin.

Don’t worry about Lonzo and LiAngelo. Zo drives a Mercedes and LiAngelo drives a Ferrari. I guess that’s pretty dece.

Does this put LaMelo’s NCAA eligibility into question? Yeah, probably. You think LaVar cares? NOPE!

My guess is LaMelo goes International for a year or plays in the G-League. Who knows, Maybe the Balls will be the family that takes down the NCAA and they change their rules on amateurism. It’s been a long time coming. This might be the tip of the iceberg.

Also, to everyone saying “Poor LiAngelo,” my boy is covered. We don’t forget about you, LiAngelo!

Can’t wait to talk with LaVar about my signature shoe. The DG1’s. Love working for this company.

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