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Shockingly, Bill Gates Is Not Like You and Me, Can’t Guess Grocery Store Prices

Wait, you’re telling me that a billionaire has no idea what grocery store items cost? You don’t say. The headline should really read, “Billionaire Bill Gates Does Not Shop With Peasants.” Of course Bill Gates is out of touch with reality when it comes to grocery store prices. You think billionaires are worried about buying 2 for 1 deals on cereal? Can you picture Bill Gates getting the Sunday paper and getting paper cuts as he clips coupons for deals on water bottles? Absolutely not. He’s too busy turning shit water into drinkable water. I love his honesty in the beginning, saying he hasn’t been in a supermarket in ages. Uhhhh have you seen my bank account, Ellen? I could pay you to buy my groceries.

I will never be a billionaire (damn), but I can’t even imagine having that much money. Yeah, I had a bad day with my stocks. Lost over $200 million. Oh well, we’ll try to make it back tomorrow. I freak out if I find $5 in my pocket. Bill Gates not only would throw out the $5, but he would probably throw out the jacket for trapping his money.  I’ll worry about buying the pizza rolls, Bill. You worry about Microsoft.

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