“Hi. My name is Alfred Delia. At home, they call me Big Al and I hit dingers.”
Big Al is electric. We need to protect this kid at all costs. He was born for television. Big Al is everything that’s good in the world. He’s so innocent and hasn’t been corrupted by social medi yeta. All Big Al wants to do is eat his cookies and hit dingers. That’s my kind of life. It did not surprise me whatsoever that Big Al CRUSHED his interview on Jimmy Kimmel.
Everyone needs to hide their girlfriends because Big Al just stole them. This is one viral kid that everyone universally likes. Thank the lord that no one searching in the dark places of the Internet to find this kid’s skeletons in the closet. Big Al is a national treasure. Plus, he hit a dinger the other day!
What did Big Al do after that? He hit ANOTHA ONE.
Thank you, Big Al. You’re my hero.